I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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