Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You had me at "let me see your balls"
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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