let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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