How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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