dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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