the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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