did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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