i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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