I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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