That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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