Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
