I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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