Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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