I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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