I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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