therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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