He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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