It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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