At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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