talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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