What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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