Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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