i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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