But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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