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(757): View more from Virginia

I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.

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(231): View more from Michigan

A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.

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(631): View more from New York

life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes

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(703): View more from Virginia

I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps

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(207): View more from Maine

Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices

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(618): View more from Illinois

Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.

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