No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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