I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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