Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The uberlube is also flammable
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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