The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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