GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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