I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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