a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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