I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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