rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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