I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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