Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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