The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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