Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
I look better un-naked...
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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