i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
No subtext here. People are naked.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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