I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
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