What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
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