I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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