things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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