I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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