please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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