that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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