it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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