Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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