that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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