i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
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