I like to think it a success when the cops are called
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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