He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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