So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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