I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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