how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
