She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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