I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I checked into jail on foursquare
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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