she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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