It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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